The Dirty Burgers For The Dirty Rabbits of Miami

Spawned from the creators of Wynwood’s hot and poppin’ Dirty Rabbit, The Dirty Burgers has made it’s debut in January and it is full of bad bunnies scarfing down juicy treats. Their Colombian inspired menu features all-natural Brasstown Beef and cage-free chicken, with the promise of no hormones and antibiotics. This is the best quality midnight munchies Miami folks can get after a night of dancing under Dirty Rabbit’s carrot disco ball!

Carrot Cake & Vanilla Milkshake — Carrot Cake And Vanilla Milkshake

Corporate Executive Chef Nicolas whipped us up some sinful must-haves from the menu. We indulged in their sweet Carrot Cake & Vanilla and Strawberry Basil/Mint Lemon Juice Milkshakes to wash down each savory bite! These are truly the most unique, lavish milkshakes we’ve seen served after business hours in Wynwood. A selection of quality beers is also offered.

Dirty Burgers Milkshake — Strawberry Basil Mint Lemon Juice Milkshake

The Dirty Burger is an absolute juicy slutty gem in our mouths with Oaxaca Cheese oozing out with each bite. Bacon Jam and Dijon Mayo are also mixed in the sauce to compliment the essence of this signature burger! As a burger joint, The Dirty Burgers definitely deserves the title of Sexiest Burgers In The Universe! The Dirty Dog is just as luscious with its’ fluffy buns stuffed with thick Ranchera Sausage. Be careful sliding this magnificent sausage in your dirty little mouth as it’s dripping in The Dirty Burger’s House-Made Relish, Oaxaca Cheese, and Pineapple Jam.

Of course, our sexy meal wouldn’t be complete without a side of fries! With all diet restrictions tossed out the door, we decided to be extra bad and go full out with their Dirty Fries. The Dirty Fries is tossed with the Chef’s special Dirty Salt Mix, Chipotle Mayo, Sharp Cheddar, Scallions, Sliced Ranchera Sausage, and topped with the biggest Shishito Peppers we’ve ever seen! It’s a pretty big load for someone’s pretty little mouth, but we promise there will be no regrets.

Bring your tourist friends here for late night Miami munchies and impress them with Instagram worthy food-porn photos! They also have a vegetarian burger option which features juicy, plump portobella mushroom. The newest dining edition to Wynwood has the perfect set-up for a night of naughty dancing. Guests may devour succulent bites and burn off their calories dancing the night away next door at Dirty Rabbit, and vice versa. The Dirty Burgers travel through galaxies to bring you the best kind of food porn. Are you dirty enough to indulge in this gastronomical experience that’s out of this world?